jurassicbark
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The extremely committed Whopper owner actually managed to confront the Hamburglar in the act, whereupon the notorious criminal...stripped off his clothes and walked away. I really wish I had more details on that part of the story, but there do not appear to be any.

That is a silly reason to go on a rampage. Cold syrup with your pancakes is a good reason to go on a rampage.

I preordered a physical copy of the PC version and the XBox One Fallout 4 bundle from Amazon and got them today. They came a couple hours later than the UPS usually delivers but they arrived. Those were very tense hours.

An amusing and artful alliterative achievement.

Australia DLC?

Late Saturday night, enlarged pee-spattered Sno-Cone and presidential candidate Donald Trump

I just thrown them all in a drawer and search fruitlessly for a pair in the morning. It’s not a perfect system.

Grey Sandwich-Hulk’s alter-ego is Bruce Bunner.

This sandwich suppressed its beige alter-ego and moved to Las Vegas, calling itself Joe Fixit.

Sounds like something Pam would do.

I worked at a Friendly’s in NE Ohio and we had a dessert called a Blondie, a white brownie on vanilla ice cream covered in a white chocolate sauce. It was a pretty popular item.

Jerk Off might work. Double meaning!

I am curious how she’s going to write a hand job into a song. And what will the title be? Maybe The Moment I Knew (You Got a Hand Job From a Masseuse).

Do we know where Guy Fierei is? Maybe this is one of those Thomas Crown situations where a bored/desperate* basic cable food show host steals food and booze from sports bars. Just like the movie!

Not sure how many Dalmatians are in Australia...

I just present possible realities. I neither condemn nor condone them.

Maybe he should have tried being terrible at his job. It’s worked for me.

The brotopian PS4. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was already a thing.

Ray Finkle would not approve.

What, no Mario Kart: Double Dash? No nintendo console is complete without a Mario Kart game. That’s science. I have all those Zelda games. Not sure why they decided not to include A Link to the Past on the Collector’s Edition.