"I'll have the Quarter Pound Body of Christ combo with Diet Blood of Christ. The little one will have the Hail Mary Meal."

That was one very well-orchestrated chicken heist. No one paid for that bird. I dub it Ocean's 11 Herbs and Spices.

Did anyone check if those steak people were werewolves? Did they ask if the silverware was stainless steel? I wouldn't go out on a full mo0n around that city.

I am pro GMO potatoes. Mostly because I want to see one of their crops go awesomely awry, producing kaiju potato monsters that rampage through Idaho.

I've been rolling up their soft tacos and dipping them for years now. Where's my money Taco Bell?! Considering the thimble full of sauce they'll probably give you, going for low fat sour cream seems pointless.

I bet Hannibal would have something to say to Mr. Pease about the joy of slaughtering and butchering your own meat. Nothing like some free-range, cage-free, organic vegan.

That's gonna disgruntle some postal workers.

At least it's free-range, locally-sourced, organic Sodomite jizz.

Greyscale-Americans are people too! Racism!

You've made it clear to me which Spacey you like the best.

Casual racism at a place with 'Fox' in the name... how unusual.

This is certainly better than all those eateries dressing up in 'slutty restaurant' costumes. Serving food with your kitchen hanging out is just demeaning and unsanitary.

We should build a wall to keep all these disease-carrying foreign foods out of our country! until then my band of volunteer food inspectors and I will patrol the ports violently expelling any food that "looks suspicious."

I'm no expert on Marijuana-laced products but here's some more suggestions for names:

When I was a boy I had a Stinkor action figure that smelled better than the Axe Body Spray this doll probably smells like.

So what you're saying is one should not fill one's radiator with Fireball Whiskey? Asking for a friend.

I always decorate my cakes with the image of Mr. Yuck to dissuade cake rustlers.

This seems topical.

Like a turducken only it's chicken with a burger and bacon in between . A chaconburger! Or a chicken with a cow and pig inside... a chickowig.

They should have put the cease and desist letter in their Cuisinart... I mean food processor and turned it to confetti. #NotACronut