Oh, whoops. Tequila!

also! let's please not forget about Royal Tennenbaums <3

Have you seen her more recent interviews on late shows? She's actually almost endearing (Gwyn). Promise! I can't let go of Chris Martin, but she's past that now.

I'm about to say two things that will likely get me burned at the steak on this site: 1) I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow is all that terrible AND 2) I don't think Kim Kardashian is all that terrible either.

This was illuminating, fascinating.

I'm glad there are fashion lines coming out for big girls that don't look like fucking muumuus :)

Side Note: Beauty is about how you carry yourself, treat yourself, and most importantly, how you treat other people. I'm sorry you feel insecure. At 170 lbs I've never felt more sexy in my life :)

But! Skinny-white is prevalent. You do know this, yes?

Thank you! Thats so nice :)

hey, thanks!!! I'm truly honored, Miss Rose :)

"...operating 152 locations in Maryland, Washington DC, and Northern Virginia."

Would you have preferred a citizens arrest? Those are SO effective.

shut up, please

I feel bad for the little girl (obviously this is her present). At minute two she's like "yeah, the little asshole bounces. So what? THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FOOT, Y'ALL".

Am I the only person alive that doesn't give a damn about Friends?

That shit is not real, Mark, and it's very mean to pretend that this kind of thing exists. My cats will never know peace again.

We didn't really either. It was more like: once a year us theatre geeks got to participate in something that the opera singers weren't as good at. It wasn't even a specific class, but an understood truth that if you wanted to be in the annual musical, you had to be a choral student. Therefore, I was a choral student.…

My apologizes! I misread :)

Dude, your high school theatre teacher sounds like THE SHIT. Mine was a drama/chorus teacher hybrid who made us sing his own compositions which fairly mimicked Medieval monk chants.

There was baby!