I had a pap done this morning and my doctor put me on bc for the first time in years and I told her I wanted a low hormone/no hormone option, but I too am frightened by the concept of a piece of metal in my vagina. So many pros, so many cons on both ends. I liked this article and find the timing of it oddly…

I had a pap done this morning and my doctor put me on bc for the first time in years and I told her I wanted a low hormone/no hormone option, but I too am frightened by the concept of a piece of metal in my vagina. So many pros, so many cons on both ends. I liked this article and find the timing of it oddly…

I’m thinking the last three are triplets or something, based on the way she describes them as “the girls” and “all toddlers”.

Coca-Cola gets rid of rust, I know. If she really wants to give that sexy, Amazon hair an extra boost, maybe she should start rinsing with hydrochloric acid. Same diff.

I bet it looked HOT! (Seriously. I went to CofC and did that ALL THE TIME).

You just blew my friggin' mind.

Kimmy and Co. believed there was no other alternative to their isolation as a product of the survival instinct. Of course Kimmy had some skepticism and fledgling doubt (coupled with lack of proper education), but while in a situation she was unable to disprove or verify, she retained her optimism because there were no…

There it is! We have a convert. I wonder if she ever tried to get her hands on some more later in life for old time's sake? It's sad not seeing the world in Technicolor. I wish she was my grandma.

Sure, it might be a real lobster, but it's certainly not an alive lobster. Lobsters don't look that puffy and inviting in real life. Ooops! I mean, lobsters are naturally red and delicious. Ooops! I mean... that lobster's been cooked and is made out of plastic.

The problem is that's obviously Crystal Pepsi hidden in a Diet Coke bottle. That's what's going on.

Kinda same thing?

Because they're all available at your local Food Lion!

I know people that occasionally rinse their hair with Budweiser and/or lake water. It's not that uncommon. Some people use mayo as a deep-conditioning treatment.

What the hell does being a "gay icon" mean?

Cutesy.

If you wanna play nasty? I'm ready for you.

what a witty joke! Boy, I bet you were all the rage with the high senior boys last year.

Nobody likes swine flu, my dear behooved gal.

How is Missouri these days? Ineffectual as always?

I bet you're not even Southern.