In my book, booze is ALWAYS a welcome gift. Hell, one of the best gifts I was ever given was from my cousin: a mini-bottle each scotch, gin, vodka, bourbon, straight whiskey and spiced rum and three joints filled with KB. FAVORITE COUSIN.

You forgot (generic) coffee mugs which say: I assume you drink...beverages.

When I was in the 11th grade, I befriended a guy named Brad who was a transfer student from another high school. We met through coinciding theatre projects. He was gay and had problems fitting in to our conservative campus so I took him under my wing, so to speak. He lived alone in a small apartment behind a Waffle…

WORD.

I'm inclined to agree with you. 98% of my family is totally fucking obnoxious so I just avoid them altogether and chit chat with the ones I like. Merry Christmas!

Why you so damn hateful? I'm worried about you.

Ol' Man Professional Chair Tester, that Ol' Man Chair Tester

Lady Gaga has really upped her game from ArtPop!

To blow up her Twitter feed, of course. It's obviously her favorite way to directly convey her opinions on subjects she should have Wiki'd a long fucking time ago.

I don't know if that's so much of an "unpopular opinion" as much as it is a boring opinion. No tea, no shade.

I was surprised to see that Hulu Plus still offers 7th Heaven AND The Cosby Show to stream online.

You are SO RIGHT ON with the solo travel. I took myself to NYC last week long enough to watch Emma Stone in Cabaret, get plastered drunk with an old college friend + her new friends, eat at Murray's Cheese Bar, stay in a hipster hotel on 25th that cost $80 a night (The Carlton Arms - they have hotel cats that will…

It's true. "Very Southern" moms are rarely registered Democrats. I thought for SURE she was gunna say GOP.

SantaCon.

It's not an immediate classic by any means, but I have to give those girls props. They're 13 and don't have access to Beyoncé's song writers. It is what it is.

Pubic lice?

I have always had a crush on Kevin-Richie Pizza Face Culkin. He really does it for me.

I'm thinking that random red glove is meant to distract. Seriously, what is up with that thing? Also, it sounds like Miriah might have been sick. She was taking some serious breaths to back up the high notes but they just weren't coming out properly. Her voice was still pretty good in the middle range, which is…

I find that home to be of a depressing decor... Back issues from Home & Garden Wisconsin 1994.

I'm typing this from the afterlife.