I'm fucking dead this is so cute

I thought he'd already gone up in smoke in 2009

I think you might be giving this chick more quib credit than she deserves.

I'd sooner stab someone on Taco Tuesday or Pizza Phriday than Thanksgiving Thursday. I mean, turkey is good and all but not nearly enough of a motivator.

Totally off subject, but your avatar image made me laugh. Good job :)

Agreed but...Shia LeBeouf. (Waits for my slaughter).

I hate the stickers concept. Why do little girls need to have the available resources to critique their personal flaws and then implement them onto their toys? Maybe they wouldn't have known cellulite (I have never seen a child with cellulite — just saying) was a "bad thing" if their parents hadn't shelled out an…

Once you go Naveen, you can't forget that peen.

The lady is...unbalanced.

Where have all the soy beans gone, long time passing?

Tofreudian slip?

"A little bit 'granola'" translates to "white as organic, free trade cotton"

Ohmygod toasted sourdough, moist turkey, some Dukes mayo, a schmear of grainy German deli mustard, some stanky Swiss cheese and some delicious, homemade pickles. (I own a pickle company, so the pickles are CRUCIAL).

Turkey Soup, amirite?!

Is it just me, or does that guy kind of look like James Franco?

It surprises me how under-utilized turkey is in Mexican cuisine. Seriously, turkey tacos with spicy cranberry relish and toasted pumpkin seeds is AMAZE.

That sounds amazing. All of it. Kudos!

The dankest Bacon-Balsamic and Toasted Hazelnut Brussels Sprouts you ever did have. The DANKEST. People fight for seconds. I love it.

I sincerely hope her fashion line is better than Tammy. But then again, Jessica Simpson played Daisy Duke and I really love her shoes.

I brought a flask full of bourbon because Haymitch. How'd you like it?