This is so true! Cats are smart and curious, give them toys and be a calm person and they, in turn, will behave as you behave. Love my kees. 10 years going strong & and they're twins! One girl, one boy. Ride or die buddies!

Is it just me or does Renée Zellweger look like a combination Daryl Hannah/Glen Close in this picture. MEANWHILE I just noticed that all three of these ladies share sexually ambiguous first names? #Aliens,Man

Oh, Lord.

I love how each picture's caption reads as a Tarot Card booklet might.

Her body language is so weird: "That was hilarious! But I'm not open it it..."

"Say 'spit' again!" - Damien

True! My vet recently told me that my older male cat is a candidate for feline diabetes because he's been fed (high quality but) dry food for the majority of his life. She said that dry food contains carbohydrates that cats straight-up don't need and having to digest them forces their pancreas to work to an extent…

This is funny, and if I had $$$ to blow, I would do this. Satisquatch, Satisfries, bitches. None of them are real.

She's "in titled" to her wrong opinion.

Also, you should know I have like 3 1/2 seasons on The West Wing to watch on Netflix that have been taking a predominant portion of me free time for over a month. I have other entertainment besides engaging in an internet passive-aggressive snark-battle with you. @Big Gay Owl or whatever

Also, if you wanna fight, even passive-aggresively as you tend to do, you should know I have at least 3 1/2 seasons of The West Wing to watch on Netflix and I DGAF

Big Gay Owl, I know you're watching. I wish you had something else to do with your time, cause I'm a lover not a hater. Q'ell suprise, I get it. Also: whatever French.

Dude, Lorde is the shit.

I bleed from my crotch

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Prolly extensions. Hollywood?

I guess you make it a habit of commenting on the stupidest shit on the planet? K.

Btw, your name remains fervently "super-presh".

Apparently you do.

Your username = awesome.