That was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Dude, Lorde is the shit.

I bleed from my crotch

When You Need News Commentary That Really Counts: Count On KaylieBee: Fucking Genius.

Prolly extensions. Hollywood?

I guess you make it a habit of commenting on the stupidest shit on the planet? K.

Btw, your name remains fervently "super-presh".

Apparently you do.

Carrie Bradshaw.

Carrie Bradshaw.

Your username = awesome.

"I swear, sometimes it feels like you can't even masturbate yourself to fake-orgasm with a stiletto without tripping over a chocolate laundry hamper of brand new lady-myths!!!"

We need a female president ASAP.

I just can't believe that common sense had not prevailed over the past 3 decades here. Q: Is it healthier to eat something that can be made without chemicals or something that literally never expires? A: Oh, wait: 'Merica! Always looking for all the gratification and none of the consequences. Ironic now. Probably why…

Y'all. MSG is in a ton of stuff. Doesn't anyone read labels? I'm going to contact the "Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Orientals or Whatever" and make sure they know they've been getting the shit-end of the stick. Americans. Pffft!

You haven't spent enough time in the piedmont of Georgia/South Carolina. This is not a stereotype, believe it or not.

I really think it's gunna be Glenn. After all, they did give out the Glenn action figure on Talking Dead afterward. Usually a bad omen.

Fuck everything else. I just want to see Daryl and Beth do the bump-in-the-dark-and-grind.

Am I the only who actually doesn't like the nun's voice at all?

Lulz