I just can't understand why she'd want to name Ashton Kutcher first. Not when you could have written Justin Timberlake or Adam Levine first. Or Heath Ledger!

Looks a lot like KKK propaganda flyers from the '50s.

See, dogs chew shoes. Cat's help model them. It's science.

I'm looking, I'm looking, and I'm looking... for someone to draw the regional, nominal and broadcasting correlations between both True Blood and True Detective and it's not there, so...

Right!

I'm a fan of Jon Hamm's Jon Hamm.

I'd bang him.

I made out with Shia LaBeouf's cousin in college when I was drunk.

I had a math professor in college who told our entire class over the course of several days that 1.82 rounds closer to 1 than 2. Similarly, examples like 14.9 rounds to 14 and 13.2 rounds to 14. I thought I had died suddenly and gone to Hell. "This is it," I said to myself, "I've gone to Math Hell," which considering…

"I'm not really into the whole Disney Princesses thing, but Disney Villainesses? I can get down with that."

Oooh my gosh - ultra-feminine or not, Zuhair Murad is always on point. This collection is to die for. I love it.

Oh, go change your Maple Leaf tampon, Royal Mounty Butthurt.

No, we bought it and we riched it. That's called Capitalism, O-Canada!

Look, y'all gave us Nickelback too. It's time you all took some responsibility for your actions/creative miscarriages.

Beiber is just the type of douchebag that will believe this arrest will give him more street cred. This is not the last time the Beibs will be retained by authorities, I feel confident.

That would be five words, one of which is implied.

As a Southerner who makes her own pimento cheese on a regular basis, I am both delighted and amused reading this sort of existential awakening of our favorite condiment (down here, it's a condiment, believe me) by those whom have never had the pleasure of trying it before, or worse: those whose experience with pimento…

I keep asking for a Purina Cat Show and they never, never do it! Every Thanksgiving is a fucking disappointment.

That poor Bulldog looks like a Belgian Blue cow. I'm not technologically advanced enough to add the image I found of the infamous Belgian Blue on Google, but I figured that since everyone (who is potentially) looking at my post right now is already on the Interwebz, it won't be too much hassle to just do it yourself.…

This is just idiotic. On the one hand (or should I say, through the one hand...), if these individuals DO get their jobs back, whose to say the next time a conflict arises they won't do something even MORE extreme? If they're willing to kill the bus drivers to make a point, who is to say the next time around they…