Except that, a porn actor is doing something the vast majority of our society would be incredibly ashamed of if their kid decided to embark on that career.

23 hours, catching 69 Pokémon, besting eight Gym Leaders, and beating the Elite Four

Head over to Splinter. They cover the President all the time. 

Plan D is Cosby.

Ooh ooh, I know this one! It’s that game with the square made up of 9 squares made up of 9 squares, where each square gets filled with a digit, but you can’t have a digit repeat in the same sub-square or line, right?

or no ice cream and no espresso but a box of Cabernet

I yelled No Whammies No Whammies No Whammies STOP and bashed my keyboard.  

I wonder what kind of weird things he’s doing around the White House that they aren’t talking about

Hey! Ordering random, inappropriate shit from Amazon is *my* thing! He can't have it.

Did I hear you say HL3 is confirmed for next year?

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Any word on when the next retrospective should drop?  IX was one of my favorites!

But the Oasis is basically second life/vrchat, it doesn’t replicate the authentic internet experience unless everything hurts slightly to look at.

The reason you couldn’t find Kamino is because someone erased it from the Jedi archives.

It’s beautiful the 8 days out of the year it’s not raining.

This is why I come here!