But the Oasis is basically second life/vrchat, it doesn’t replicate the authentic internet experience unless everything hurts slightly to look at.

The reason you couldn’t find Kamino is because someone erased it from the Jedi archives.

It’s beautiful the 8 days out of the year it’s not raining.

This is why I come here!

Endpoint will be the ad that goes “you’ve been happily married for 20 years and now have three kids? But how do you know your 6 month year old baby isn’t plotting your death?”

Well one of them gets paid too much money for some supposed talent, disgraces the country every time they open their mouth, and hangs around with a lot of no good grifters and shady motherfuckers.

Ah, a fellow 1st edition player.

AND worldly!

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Starting from that color, it would be quite a chore to get her to the silky, blonde stage. She might end up ratty and frizzy like (horrors!) Kelly Anne Conway.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

“Clothes”

our chip crumbs don’t survive, we’re a “take no prisoners” kind of household

I lick my finger, reach down into the bottom of the bag so all the crumbs stick to it and then lick them off. Because I’m classy.

But Haim Saban isn't Macedonian!

Stereotypical edgy teenagers. Think Reaper from Overwatch

Roger Goodell has fined each of the skaters $8,328.13 for their roles in the incident.