no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY AKU

No, but there is a “redshirt” setting where every killable NPC is dressed like a Star Trek ensign.

Is there “Teenagers in a slasher film” settings for the guards? I would love to have a guard say “I’ll be right back” before leaving the group in a well lit area... also possibly wearing high heels in the middle of the woods.

Well you see, it all started a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

The Overwatch comics don’t show up until it’s high noon.

Kevin Conroy is my Batman. Not Christian Bale. Not Michael Keaton. Not even Val Kilmer.

And no one has yet proved satisfactorily that Wyoming and Idaho actually exist.

100% chance that Kylo has an unopened original Vader figure and is super paranoid about anyone touching it.

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.

There’s no dismissing. And this isn’t pure fan wank. There’s a good story here, and the...wait, I wrote this stuff. You must have read it. Carry on.

Replace bananas with this and switch to D.Va

Borderlands-Themed PC Case

The most important thing to take away from this is.... a new AC is on the way!

This Game is PACked with insanity. Am I right? High Five...Anyone?