Hell yeah, Kite Man!

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Big Dragon Ricky's a bitch!!  Stabbed Smaller Dragons in his sleep!!

If I saw that, I'd hit him with a Tombstone Piledriver.

Kirby ate the rest of it

People who want to rush Wordle are...

Fantasy's a subgenre of SciFi, so...

And I would do Cruel Smash on OG Pokéfloats with Pichu than call it a good stage.  That and 75M need to be redone.

Chicken with a hint of a lemon.

Hopefully there are Metroid particles to prevent them from taking over the galaxy.

Tweenage Mutant Cowboy Monkeys!!

I vote we take a picture out of Games Workshop's book and use flaming chainsaw swords.

Even better: three teams of Caps, Thors, and Star Lords, and it’s just the three Chrises switching costumes, regardless of how well they actually fit.

This better have all the ally NPCs say “Thanks for rescuing me!” after the third home world.

If your mom is serving you nine pizzas, can you ask if she'll adopt me?  I'm hungry.

A delayed game can be made better, a rushed game will always suck.

It's been 35 years now, they should have enough.

And J.K. Simmons.

So, uhh, are the Wet Bandits gonna be Hydro-Man and Shocker?

AS a sworn ANGERY-ANTI-CAPITALIST, Werewolf: the Apocalypse: Earthblood being so low makes me cry. It had so much potential, but with the blatant absence of the Umbra (A boss fight arena. Against a jacked-up Elite minion...), inability to Rage at will or use it creatively (Can't burn it to heal...), the depressing…