I CURRENTLY work gas station retail, and I would LOVE to throw tires at some of my customers.

What about DiveKick?

Two things: CHONKY THOR, CHONKY THOR!!

Weird tangent, but I think a pod racing game with the tech we have now would be fucking slamming.

The only whimsy in NSMB is the fact that it's the root of all the problems in Mario Maker.

They weren't BOXING gloves, they were LUCHA LIBRÉ gloves.

Come up with an opinion that I haven’t held for a solid 13 years now /s

What is grief?  A miserable little pile of love!!  BUT ENOUGH TALK, HUGS FOR YOU!!

I'd love to see this guy make a Batman show

And we all know Gaben can't count to 3.

Press square to meow.

Yes, see also Nincada into both Ninjask AND Shedinja.

I do believe that is, in fact, vore.

The skateboarding minigame is jamming.  I'd gladly pay five bucks for a full fledged game of it.

*Tim Curry chortle*

Oh, and what about Catdog or Nigel Thornberry, the only non-villainous role Tim Curry's ever done?

Kel's weapon of choice is a ham on a stick.

Link had brown hair in 1 and 2.

I think you mean, “SNOW dummy thicc".

There's always the tried and true solution of putting on a stone mask and taking your adoptive brother's body for your own, starting a multigenerational literal blood feud in your quest to become God.