Because Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

Nah, they’ll make a sequel series where he’s become a doctor of marine biology.

I mean, I can't see people willingly eating at Applebee's without good cause...

S, The Lusty Argonian Engineer?

Admittedly, I've always been kinda on the backburner for the latest greatest tech on PC gaming.

Oh, yes, I'd love to see Mario Maker 2's troll makers rig up a Mario Kart Cup.

My question is, what's so bad about a game running at an intended FPS rating?  Like yeah, faster is better, but I'd rather a game be consistent and smooth than laggy and unplayable.

On Shining Pearl and Brilliant Diamond, with the final battle being Dynamax Gengar vs. Dynamax Jolteon.

Don’t you mean [INSERT MEDIA] and [INSERT COMPLIMENT]?

Idk, I just made the sandwiches.  I know once we filled it out, we poured water into a small reservoir atop the lid.

Three to five minutes, actually, but I’m just an impatient asshole.

Because I’ll bet you a dime Capcom will try and snap the IPs up, and we’ll never see another Konami originated game ever game. No METAL GEAR!?, no Contra, no Castlevania, nothing.

OWAIT!!!

They can always ask about Vicky 4.

I know, at the Burger King I used to work at, that we had an egg cooker which was just a jacked-up George Foreman Grill with metal mold with room for twelve eggs, which was roughly three-quarters of a jug of egg per tray.  AND HOT DAMN, people ordering fresh eggs after 1015 made me want to slap them.  Those things…

Is that Toledo?

The best way to eat pineapple is on pizza.

Mort the Chicken. It wasn’t anything special, but it went all in on the late 90s mix of irreverent, punny, and technical gameplay.

I would, in fact, argue she has had TOO much Wawa food.

MMy biggest gripe is they dig into my ear, which aches like hell after the end of a seven hour shift making burgers.

“1. The significantly faster SSD will allow game designers to do things that just aren’t possible on Xbox or even PC no matter how powerful your GPU and CPU are.”