I know, at the Burger King I used to work at, that we had an egg cooker which was just a jacked-up George Foreman Grill with metal mold with room for twelve eggs, which was roughly three-quarters of a jug of egg per tray.  AND HOT DAMN, people ordering fresh eggs after 1015 made me want to slap them.  Those things…

Is that Toledo?

The best way to eat pineapple is on pizza.

Mort the Chicken. It wasn’t anything special, but it went all in on the late 90s mix of irreverent, punny, and technical gameplay.

I would, in fact, argue she has had TOO much Wawa food.

Regarding Samuel L. Jackson’s casting in Spiral: Does this motherfucker know how motherfucking badly they fucked up?

MMy biggest gripe is they dig into my ear, which aches like hell after the end of a seven hour shift making burgers.

Friendship is Magic, mothafucka.

KING!  CONDIMENT KING!  Oh, they do this every time...  Until I ruin their costumes with condiment stains...

“1. The significantly faster SSD will allow game designers to do things that just aren’t possible on Xbox or even PC no matter how powerful your GPU and CPU are.”

Which is a SaGa game, not a Final Fantasy game.

DOOM’s plan would probably not only account for their double-crossing, but also in such a way that not only does it fail, but it advances the schemes of DOOM.

If pigs had souls, this wouldn’t have happened.  But then, if ifs were fifths, we’d all be drunk.

They did when I was going through basic. That fuckin’ sucked. I nearly threw up afterwards.

Being nagged by Galarian Nidoqueen, no doubt. /s

Anybody who knows Wendy’s Twitter will tell you the beef is online.  That’s why.

Tears are fine, but anger changes people faster.

No, this article has made me depressed for all of 2020, retroactively, presently, and yet to come.  You don’t get anything to look forward to.

Looks like XIII for PS2.  I’d honest to God watch that show.

In FFVI, they’re called Pugs.