Mort the Chicken. It wasn’t anything special, but it went all in on the late 90s mix of irreverent, punny, and technical gameplay.

I would, in fact, argue she has had TOO much Wawa food.

MMy biggest gripe is they dig into my ear, which aches like hell after the end of a seven hour shift making burgers.

“1. The significantly faster SSD will allow game designers to do things that just aren’t possible on Xbox or even PC no matter how powerful your GPU and CPU are.”

Which is a SaGa game, not a Final Fantasy game.

Being nagged by Galarian Nidoqueen, no doubt. /s

Tears are fine, but anger changes people faster.

No, this article has made me depressed for all of 2020, retroactively, presently, and yet to come.  You don’t get anything to look forward to.

Looks like XIII for PS2.  I’d honest to God watch that show.

In FFVI, they’re called Pugs.

Excuse me, Tonberries are not funny.  They’re vile fish demons with bad attitudes and worse fashion senses.

That actually sounds really good.  If it's not too much to ask, what was the process there?

Stunfisk is the Young Sheldon of Pokémon: Irritating, cruel, and generally unwanted.

Excuse me.  Your spelling of Final Fantasy V was EXTREMELY weird under Best Final Fantasy, and you kept referencing characters that weren't in it and events that never happened, either.

EXTREME FEVER!

Right?  They made my FAVORITE pirate game ever, Pirates: Legend of the Black Kat.

I mean, Friendship is Magic, after all.

Just because the prison says they're doing such doesn't mean it's actually occurring.

Does he weigh as much as a duck?

This is excellent news, Mike, because it means they only need to add Laguna and, more importantly, GILGAMESH!