Hot Pockets!

My grandma died in a nursing home, in July 4th. Don’t ban them. DESTROY THEM! RIP THEM FROM THE EARTH AND CAST THEM ALL TO GOD’S FORSAKEN HELL! AND THE BASTARDS THAT OPERATE THEM, TOO!

TO DEFEAT/THE HUNS!

• How strongly attached to turkey are you? I would rewrite reality itself to make the turkey inedible. Fuck turkey.

Upcoming BattleTech title? Do tell this old mech head more.

And a merry Indictmas from the Mrs. and myself.

Are you a fan of GILGAMESH?!

Kiko-fuck yourself.

As a dedicated Squire of GILGAMESH, I say he deserves that for slandering THE FAMED SWORDSMAN the way he did. One arm... No morphing time... Grumble grumble grumble.

In China, which our DEE-LIGHTFUL president talks about so much, it was called kowtowing.

I think you mean Stay Puft.

Sabin will just Suplex Doomtrain on to Zell. And then follow up with a Phantom Rush.

The Jamquisition will cleanse and dispose of all heretics to the rightful God-Emperor of Condiment Kind, The Most Glorious and Divine Apple Butter.

So does this mean he says “OIRAOIRAOIRAOIRA!” when you fight him?

IT HAS HAPPENED! THIS MEANS I MUST DO IT!

Say what you will, but at least Final Fantasy Record Keeper doesn’t lock favorite characters behind the gacha.

No.

First off, there is no good non-Gilgamesh character. Second off, Exdeath is boring because he is literally the amalgamation of all evils sealed in the Great Tree of Moore. Third off, there is no good non-Gilgamesh character. Fourth off, Faris is not just a pirate, but also a princess and Lenna’s sister. Fifth,…

The key to Midgar is excavated in the Bone Village.

So, I see Thanos. Who’s the lower pair of eyes? Also, not the first time the Infinity Stones have showed up in a Capcom game. Maybe War of the Gems is an unlockable?