Accursed furry communist! At least he’s yet to pollute and ruin the actual Muppets.

Does that come with choice of sauces?

The only way they could top this is if they showed Vincent next. Or Cid.

Because Power Armor, yo! Brotherhood of Steel!

That stage at the end is such hooey. That’s one of those ‘I QUIT!!!!’ stages that needs to be banned. Or labeled and given free skips on.

HOLY CRAP! A game with it’s peripheral for under 80 bucks? Certain companies and franchises could stand to learn something from this.

That’s hilarious.

Wait, green tea ice cream is ACTUALLY a thing? Consarned hippies ruinin’ everything with their fancy-pantsy green tea! BACK IN MY DAY, WE ONLY HAD CUT ORANGE AND BLACK PEKOE TEA! AND WE LIKED IT! Preferably with three teaspoons of REAL SUGAR.

I don’t think the ladder is supposed to go there.

Is it an Epic Yarn problem?

Might be a half-assed Timberwolf. If it is, may the Clans demand a Trial of Annihilation against him.

Seriously. I would rip my lower jaw off for a new MediEvil.

It’s all very fair and very American. Fields will be considered innocent until proven otherwise.

What. A. Load. Of. Bull. The court of public opinion has already hanged him. The court of news media has already hanged him. This is ridiculous. WHY MUST EVERYBODY BE SO ANTAGONISTIC?

Will this game have more guns than Pandora and Elpis? Because 87 Bazillion guns is quite a goal to reach.

BAH! I would be buried in a coffin of bacon, macaroni & cheese, more bacon, and Faygo. These liberal healthniks trying to tell us what we should and should not eat, they will never, ever prevent me from eating delicious bacon. Fried in grease and served aside eggs slathered in Heinz ketchup! NEVER!

It’s a conflux of circumstances, one that I can understand way too well. I’d cancel cable if it wasn’t for the fact that I’d have to pay an early termination fee. And that my internet is attached to it. All told, I make $464 a month, and that’s BEFORE retention benefits from my plasma donation center, which is pretty…

I have. To my dismay, I would not recommend it. At all. Not even to my worst ‘Yoshi Fan’ enemy. The levels are... weird, Wario’s crying is EVEN MORE ANNOYING than Mario’s, the baby swap gimmick is far too restrictive (levels you need Baby Mario and Peach to do, Baby Coins (don’t even get me started on that) you need…

Poor Christmas Bob.

...that proves there’s plenty of life the otherwise tired premise.