WOW! Best part was ramping off the corpse.

Fo’git dat. My preferred salad is lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved carrots, balsamic vinaigrette, bacon, chicken, ham, bacon, more bacon, pepperoni, and processed American cheese. With more bacon.

Damn, and I thought the kitchen I work at is stupid.

WHY WOULD YOU ABUSE POTATOES LIKE THAT? Also, did they peel the taters before they were boiled and mashed?

Esthar was all right, but I always made sure to get Tonberry before going in there, so that way once I got Call Shop I didn’t have to return. That whole city was ANNOYING to get around.

Anybody here remember Legend of Legaia? That was menu based but had an AMAZINGLY deep system for combat. Short monsters couldn’t be hit with high attacks, flyers couldn’t be hit with low attacks, and it was all combo based, and that was before you got spells.

Mods. Mods never change.

So, basically, they’re charging ten dollars for what amounts to digital card sleeves? Weird.

One of the things I’ve noticed in God of War II is this constant pounding in of ‘You Are Not Invincible, and You Will NEVER Be Invincible.’ Colossus: Kratos takes several nasty hits (as an immortal), but to put it down, he has to sacrifice all of his power and immortality, only to end up crushed by the Colossus’ hand…

Yeah, unfortunately. And it’s even worse because some of these people don’t even actually care. I stay at a homeless shelter in Toledo, OH, and they seem to have this attitude of ‘Oh, we’re more Christian and holier than you, so you have to do what we say’, and they can’t seem to figure out that drives me up the wall,…

Quit being catty. There’s no reason for all this foo-fur-rah.

This is why I love our great nation, warts and stripes and stars and all. Anywhere else this would be censored or mutilated. Anywhere else, this would have people sent to gulags or graveyards or gas chambers. Here, it’s parody and awesome and acceptable.

Favorite Diablo II Class?

Is it me, or does Supes look old, in the sense of old age?

Does Lego not realize the madness they have inflicted upon us? The Doctor with a Portal Gun? Batman with a Portal Gun?

What about Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, Blizzard?

Whothewhathellnow? Since when were Peanut Butter and Fruit Snacks unhealthy? These diet Nazi jackwagons need to have a case of Coca-Cola shoved where the sun don’t shine.

What do you think of the recent (2000 to present) Dungeons and Dragons games and products?

Blob. I don’t want ketchup on my fingers. What do I look like, an animal? Nothing worse than digging through a trough of ketchup-soaked fries. I feel like a coroner. You squirt the blob near the fries, and then you dip as needed.

No love for Domon Kasshu?