I’m paying for my son’s college tuition, room & board, car & car insurance and health insurance. Why should I need to pay for TWO accounts while he is away at college? He’s part of my family.

When every studio and publisher has created their own platform and we’re expected to buy a subscription to all of them? Yes.

Wear a sweater. Wool, not acrylic.

Good to know that the little glass hammers I bought for my cars just months ago are actually worthless.

Forget all this window breaking nonsense UNTIL YOU TRY THE POWER WINDOW CONTROL SWITCH. Why?

So if I have laminated windows (all 4, plus rear and front windshield), I have to carry this windshield cutter thing around? I have zero confidence I could use that thing without 10 - 20 minutes of practice.

For Celsius, I use a poem:

This video is 45 minutes and worth watching every second. No matter how innocent you are, DO NOT talk to the police.

I had a college roommate who was disgusted when she saw me washing dishes in the sink using dish soap and hot water. I didn’t have a dishwasher growing up, so we did all our dishes by hand. My roommate, on the other hand, grew up with money and she’d never seen nor considered that dishes could be washed by hand. She…

Was “wrapping up a dead body for transport and illicit burial” too much low-hanging fruit for this article?  C’mon, we’ve all been there.....

What a cesspool of attempted projective control. Where is common courtesy and consideration toward those confused by the cross-currents of passing fancy and tradition?

Exactly. She’s in on the grift, and nobody should have any sympathy for her. I don’t even know how you would sympathize with her, given that she’s already reaped the rewards for agreeing to fuck that disgusting bag of crap. 

Is Melania a hero because she was perfectly fine with real estate fraud and money laundering but Trump’s treason might be making her feel a little bit uncomfortable?

*man using computer whose development was funded by government spending, using internet whose development and roll out was funded by government spending, using electricity whose development and roll out was funded by government spending, written in a language he only understands due to government spending*

*its

I’d like to respond with “Yeah, I’ve lost a little bit of weight.”

Me and a friend bought some bawls energy drinks once and this really really old man at the cash register said with the straightest possible face “Would you like your bawls in a sack?”

There is legitimately no one better than Roth at putting Trump’s mangled actions and manner of speech into writing.

Yes, she did. We don’t deserve a voice like hers at this time, but we got lucky and we have her anyway.

All of this (plus wanting POCKETS IN EVERYTHING) is why I started sewing again. As a lady of a certain age, I want clothes with a nice shape, lots of pockets, in nice fabrics.