No leather furniture? Bah, humbug.

Thanks. I never could quite figure out how it worked. It seems like a stupid, complicated process that should be done away with.

Those tiny amounts add up. I’ve been using Amazon Smile from its beginning, with my local no-kill SPCA as the charity, and my donations as of this month are $118 (I also give directly). Our SPCA so far has received $10,250! Every little bit helps to keep those little creatures alive and well.

It’s mind-boggling that his disciples can’t even see that he’s not actually saying anything. Unfortunately, I have a cousin who is one of them, but then, he's also a major stoner, and also claims to have been abducted by aliens multiple times, so...

I love having my hands and feet tickled. It feels good, even relaxing.

The music is a nice touch...

No it’s not. I use Instacart because I absolutely despise grocery shopping. Pretty much the same idea. (If I could get them to cook the food too, I’d do it LOL.)

$100 for a haircut! Where are these people going? Cost Cutters does haircuts for $10 on Wednesdays.

OMG. We are doomed.

Bread-making is not hard, even in winter. You shouldn’t have to wait two hours for your dough to rise. Try this: turn your oven on high for about one minute, then turn it off. Cover your dough and put in oven. It should be doubled in size in an hour.

I live in Ithaca, N.Y. Fall is my favorite season and October is my favorite month.

I wish I had known 25 years ago that smoking weed (teens) could cause schizophrenia. My son was a heavy smoker back then and has suffered for it ever since.

I don't think he has dementia. I think he's just plain stupid.