Gotta love that playstation tax, the one that charges you to use your own internet connection to connect to their shitty servers to play multiplayer games and gives you a used wet nap (shitty indie game) after buttfucking your wallet every month. Could it be better? of course it could, combine ps now with plus and…

comedy is dead folks. Until people can stop being fuckiing offended by the most minute of harmless jokes.

Two of the markets the switch needs to hit up is the weebs, and the convention going crowd. The vita has hit the wall in terms of power to play higher graphical ports for rpgs (this is why disgaea 5 is coming to the switch) and if it replaces the vita as the RPG powerhouse, the japanese market that likes mobiles will…

In other words, Nintendo’s cancerous and cringy Treehouse didnt provide the translation for this game. At least thats one thing this has over Fates.

If you choose to play fire emblem heroes then you have already lost.

Legal Scams and the People who fuel them, making the saying about an idiot and their money are soon parted all the more true.

its like pirates cant stop winning lol may Denuvo be sent to the bottom of davy jones’ locker!!

no game has wasted my time as much as Kotaku’s clickbait and asinine articles such as this one. Are you sure you dont just hate video games?

Downloading now as I type this. Congratulations are in order for CPY for sending denuvo to Davy Jones’ locker!

Man is the crew fugly as hell. I dont want to bang any of these people. I guess I can always focus on finding a new home for earth or whatever the game is about. -sighs-

Doesnt matter, for those who want to import, play asia has your covered. unlike those swimsuits. btw fuck Jim Sterlings fat ass.

Edit: thank god, I Kept hearing and reading it in multiple places he had passed away. fucking rumours.

You keep using that term but i dont think you know what it means.

is that a nintendo console in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

we get prism and the 3ds bootrom? Merry Christmas indeed. Fuck Nintendo.

on another note, I heard that Domon’s american VA died recently.

In Food Wars, not only females clothes rip off when they taste divine food, it also happens to the guys too. And there has always been a range of options when it comes to anime. God Kotaku youre so fucking cringe.

at least Nintendo is smart enough to make it cost effective.

Articles like these, I dont feel sorry for Gawker dying. Keep it up, the rest of your shitty sites will fall too.