I’ve always found him unattractive. I think it’s partially his thick neck.

Wow, she looks nothing like the person dancing in that audition.

So you were Upstate then? Fuck this weather.

That bothers you, but not the modern clothing and everyone singing rock songs?

That’s his authentic, cicra 1996 blaccent. Fun fact: 1996 was also the last time he was even close to relevant.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

“Them shits are ashy. I didn’t wanna say it on live TV ’cause I’m a gentleman, but pan down to them shits. She can cut glass with them shits.”

Did you use an event photo for him? Like an opening of a new Waffle House or Applebees or something? This must be an occasion where the “famous” person looks different in real life than on film? Or maybe the photo you used was a professionally doctored one?

All of those depictions of Jesus stem from the Renaissance period when it was very common for European artist to depict Jesus as... European like them, a.k.a. white. Since Europeans were the the biggest contributors to the spread of Christianity over the last millennium, it makes sense that to this day, Jesus is still…

I mean that depends. Semitic peoples are considered white in many countries.

Most white depictions of Jesus originated in the Renaissance, when Italian painters just painted everyone as being Italian. Kind of ironic, given that it was the Romans who were occupying Jesus’s homeland and ultimately executed him.

Vote Quimby!

Definitely not. I love LMM dearly, but frankly he barely has the range for Hamilton.

Is it any worse than making Jesus white....You know Jesus wasn’t white right?

Jeez, tell us how you really feel.

Not really, since Yeshua ben Yassuf was almost certainly a Person of Color, being born in the Middle East and all...

If we can’t joke about things that may be sensitive issues to some people, we can’t joke about anything.

I have a disability which helps me hit “Loser” marks in many aspects of adulthood, including never having/raising the children I always assumed I’d have. Does that fall under “whatever reason”? Because I don’t feel slapped in the face by stupid jokes about being pregnant, and I’m slightly disturbed knowing that many…

Seriously, getting the acronym spelled (or phrased?) out just once would really help here.

what the fuck is ASMR and why is this article written as if I’m supposed to know what it is?