My God, what has happened to her face? She’s still only 32 years old. Just so absurdly beautiful in the “Mean Girls” era and she did...that to her face.

Ben Affleck:

Sketch/Bit Predictions:

This show has everything: Chadwick Boseman, John Mulaney, disappointment thrones.

Where are you going to put that piece of stair you’re holding, giant detached hand? Either you’re going to stack it directly on top of the current top step, as if to start building a wall at the top of the stairs to keep that girl from getting past it, or you’re going to teeter it on the edge of the top step and cause…

I vaguely remember hearing about Chris Pratt way way way way way way way too much.

“the failing new york times”

Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and Justin Timberlake come to mind of overexposed men who kind of slinked away after a few years, though JT is trying again. And who isn’t tired of Ben Affleck ‘s bullshit over the years?

I blame all wings of the media for their obsessive compulsive habits when it comes to “news” makers. Once they catch a hint of the public’s emotional response to anyone, they are and will be in our face for the foreseeable future.

This interview might have been the best day of Caity Weaver’s life.

I saw a “this is not for kids” ad for this show when I had Beauty and the Beast on a couple days ago, which made me think “maybe don’t advertise it during Beauty and the Beast then”.

Rather than the two faces, I choose to see the goblet in the classic illusion pictured above. As an optimist, I also imagine the goblet as being half-full of E coli.

I can’t even imagine what the people are going through. The emotional toll even just harvesting embryos sounds bad enough. And all they get is a letter?

I wasn’t rooting for Luke to fall to the Dark Side (we got that in the EU, and it wasn’t that interesting). I thought TLJ handled him perfectly. One of my favorite critics, MovieBob, compared Luke to an old burned out hippie, the kind who didn’t move to the suburbs and become Republicans. His analogy make a lot of…

My hip!

“Not dithering about doing more SW for decades then failing to hire a co-writer for the prequels” might have helped with that problem.

A 70 year old Jedi training another 70 year old to be a Jedi doesn’t sound like a very forward thinking plan to me.

An entire sequence where Luke complains about seagulls (they poke at his head, NOT FUN.)

Lucas’ original idea was also not to make these things 40 years later which sorta makes Leia being trained as a Jedi as a plot point make more sense

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.