It's not so much the uniform, but the local weather that has raised his ire. He always starts to complain when there's no rain.

The rest of the Beatles longed to make a similar move, but Ringo had all the good drug connections.

Thanks! I've already started stalking everyone on that list, and I'm familiar with the work of DadBoner, but I will definitely check out your other suggestions as well.

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It was like being in a bad dream.

His ex should have known he would worm his way out of those payments.

Even though he didn't get the joke, Chris Bosh still cracked up when LeBron quipped that Riley was "in no danger of being called for a 3-second violation".

Did Ted Danson from Becker show up, or was that just a rumor?

Be careful, the vigilante that patrols this area often profiles people based solely on their sensitive color.

Oooh, that's gonna leave a DeMark.

Ha!

Although failing to provide any basketball-related instructions for the final 15.5 seconds probably cost them the game, the coach's passionate speech about the importance of prostate health would eventually save more than one player's life.

Utah, 1998. After several years of success, the Utes were expected to drop off significantly with the departure of Keith Van Horn. Led by Andre Miller & Michael Doleac, they kicked ass instead. In the tourney, they demolished heavily favored #1 seeds Arizona and North Carolina en route to the championship game,…

Just in case anyone ran out of web comics to read and is now faced with the prospect of spending their days working, here's another good one:

This is exactly why early dyslexia intervention is so important. Although Coolio would have still named his son after his favorite breakfast food, at least it would have been spelled correctly.

Low self-esteem and raging alcoholism. Not my preference, but they seem to be the only ones interested in having sex with me without monetary compensation.

It's unfortunate that the poor kid walked in on them, but it was partially his own fault for driving away his father by being born.

That makes sense, I'm an aspiring screenwriter myself, and I think that gives us a different perspective than the average viewer, and an added appreciation for story structure and the subtle details that can make a character or scene resonate with the audience.

I can't wait to read Joseph Devanna's thoughts on the upcoming Deadspin investigative report that reveals Derek Jeter has been sending vaguely anti-Semitic and racist emails to sports blogs under the pseudonym of "Joseph Devanna".

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