It can't be as terrible as the low-budget tale of Montezuma's revenge, I Know How Many Runs You Poured Last Summer.

The thing about that scene that killed me was simply the fact that he would just casually take a dump in that situation in the first place. The focus is all on Kenny and his dad's wife as their conversation takes a provocative twist, then suddenly Stevie blurts out a typical remark from off-screen and Kenny turns and…

Well-stated. The Hill/Best/McBride crew are excellent storytellers and the entire show is masterfully put together. In addition to the character depth and direction you mentioned, the editing, acting (McBride is always spot-on and the supporting cast is stellar), and soundtrack are all phenomenal too. I get why…

From the deck of his starship, noted Martian actor and activist Iron Eyes Gleepglop observes our carelessness with great dismay, as a single tear runs down his cheek.

Alcohol gives me incredible dancing powers.

That's great, but when are they going to start working on a shield that will prevent Michael Bay's movies from hitting theaters?

This wasn't a shock to anyone who knew that Morris only switched to soccer after being expelled from the Jim Evans Academy for Professional Umpiring.

a role playing incident led witnesses to believe a woman was being held against her will in a car

+1 And we have a winner.

...is all too familiar with fists to the face.

I'm not impressed, they probably say that to all the bitches.

I'm sorry, but could you guys please speak up? I can't hear you over Daly's outfit.

While it's not technically a junkyard, it did land me an appearance on A&E's hit series Hoarders.

Jason Whitlock is still out there. It probably will be in the morning, too

Jeremy Lin Is Eating Derek Fisher Alive

I have it on good authority that Can-I-Borrow-A-Feeling already has a shitload of feelings stashed under his bed at home, he's just too thrifty to use them.

Reporter: You and Ben Wallace, one-on-one - do you think you could take him?

Ben Wa Ballhandler

+1 [dying]

"Now I can't take our dog on my deck and throw out biscuits to him,"