For Cube's twin brother Tray, that legendary day was not so good.

Diaz Penalized For Chronic Violations

I laughed so hard when your "Bye!" comment popped up that a co-worker asked what was so funny, and it was too meta to explain.

What the...King Jamrakk?! That's the motherfucker who emptied my bank account!

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Thankfully the citation standards on Craigslist are equally lax, so ESPN has just enabled me to continue advertising myself as "above average" in the Casual Encounters section.

The scalpers don't want their names to be used - that usually isn't a good sign.

Pilar Sanders claims Deion Sanders is holding her as a ‘financial hostage'...and has only offered to give her money in exchange for sex

That's a lot of cheddar to stash underneath a mattress!

There is much more to Lou's story

I didn't realize that, but it would explain why Colin Cowherd always shows up to mock me.

I guess those are The Breaks.

Ha! +1

There is a similar situation that has popped up occasionally in my dreams over the years. I'm playing basketball, but I have absolutely no control whatsoever over my dribble. No matter how hard I try, it's like the ball and my hands are doused in grease, and I just flail and stumble about helplessly as I commit…

As Tim explained, his beef isn't solely with Obama. He is also displeased with the meddlers responsible for the Thirteenth Amendment that made his election possible in the first place.

I noticed a squishing sound coming every time I planted my right foot.

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You couldn't be more correct, and that's normally the approach I take. I totally understand that if we just bring the funny, the smart people with a sense of humor will appreciate it. However, I also suspect a lot of those people silently enjoy it when the dumbasses get called out for unnecessary trash talk…

To be fair, it's a relatively small group of people who are openly hostile. I appreciate and welcome clever jokes or thoughtful criticisms at our expense, but the snide "those guys are so stupid, all they do is +1" shit is problematic, because it's painfully obvious that those folks haven't spent any significant time…