I didn't mean to imply that I'm especially upset about it or anything, I just find it annoying because I like to read and comment on Gawker too. There I am, minding my own business, enjoying penguin .gifs and jokes about Newt Gingrich, when...BAM!...some asshat is insulting Deadspin again! To use an analogy…

Gawker Commenter Smackdowns DUAN

Statutory rape is okay, but if his friend murders anyone I'm going to strongly disapprove.

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Karl would take LeBron any day.

From the first time Randy Patrick derisively referred to him as "Golden", Mel Showers has dreamed of an opportunity for vengeance.

"Donkey Punch" Made Its Way Onto Jeopardy! Tonight

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I don't know what the hell everyone is talking about, I'm not having any problems posting.

I don't know what the hell everyone is talking about, I'm not having any problems posting.

I don't know what the hell everyone is talking about, I'm not having any problems posting.

That's okay, but if you could please edit all of my future posts to make them funny, I would appreciate it.

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Tinky Winky hoped to dispel the rumors with a public display of machismo.

More than likely he was just trying to avoid being outed as a Knicks fan.

Yes, not only because I feel like a dummy for fucking something up, but because I always get faked out when I obsessively check back later to see if my comment was promoted. The swift realization that the little grey text says "Edited by JunkyardPsycho" instead of "Promoted by Raysism" is quite the emotional plummet.

When I first read the post, I couldn't help but feel bad for Sean. He was mercilessly and hilariously blasted on this site, but even after suffering an embarrassing public meltdown he was still willing to come here and show some humility and grace. Then I remembered that I saw him calling a Lingerie Football League…

After 17 years spent working under his father

I thought the first time I did it was better. I think I did alright, but I thought the first time was much better.

It was recently announced that AJ and his mother will appear in a Super Bowl commercial this year, using their story to support the idea that most children should be aborted.