Aziz Ansari is a lot tougher than he looks.

The illustrative balloon prop backfired, and the boy's Christmas wish was once again denied with a stern warning against shooting his eye out.

Surprisingly, no one has mentioned that Stafford was originally added to the poll to replace Lebron James.

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Your classmates make sacrifices in blood, sweat, tears

‘man there's no more time on the clock.'

I never thought this day would come, but I am starting to get tired of making jokes about child molestation.

There are a bunch of comments above, so thank you for not singling mine out as a steaming pile of shit, but Chewblaha is now crying himself to sleep.

His hair really wasn't that bad until after his fight with Mace Windu.

Give it up, he was born in Hawaii!

When seven strangers move in and people stop being polite.

A wise friend once warned me to never try to force a fart after 35. I'm sorry that this comment didn't reach you in time to help you avoid shitting yourself for the past 4 years, but it's still good advice.

I also liked the one where he called Deadspin a circle jerk.

Even worse, Sterling will most likely evict him from the rental just for being black.

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the BBVA Compass Bowl

these sorts of stunts are only serving to further damage his reputation

In Miami, even the cheap blow is still powerful.

Kenny Fuckin' Powers!

the fact is there is a thing called free agency