I've never seen so many puns in all my life, buoy.

One of the names mentioned in this thread belonged to the VP over my department at a previous job. She was a former stripper who rocketed from an entry-level sales position to executive leadership solely because she was banging the CEO. I have absolutely no problem with this, save for the fact that she was also…

Once you become comfortable with the shame of having paid money to watch the Rams play, nothing can faze you.

It turns out this guy is actually just sick of all the Tebow hype, and the tattoo was intended as satyr.

Nancy Grace was delighted to learn that Casey Anthony's cover has been blown.

Dave never misses an opportunity to brag about why he is famous.

Let’s Watch A Guy Lose Four Teeth To A Cricket Ball

This is an odd place to announce your attraction to young boys.

Don't be so hard on yourself, it's not like you're a physicist or something.

They were probably just pissed that you beat them to the joke.

When asked about all the snitchin' currently going on at his alma mater, Carmelo claimed it is Fine with him.

Difficulty hiring seat-fillers is what led to John Amaechi's departure from Utah.

When one arrow broke through the wall, E.Z. was in trouble...Paterno said he received "six different stories" about what transpired

"I Expected Nothing Less From A Bunch Of Blithering Idiots"

This isn't the first retirement related to Deron only showing up for a few weeks of service.

Avery later explained that it was too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around, and he felt morally obligated to send it back to the South Pole.

Clever puns always bowl me over. Much like bullets.

I don't recall anything in the grand jury report indicating he ejaculated prematurely.

Meanwhile, just slightly out of frame, Mike McQueary stands around doing nothing.

That wasn't nearly as awkward as the version sung at the 2002 Second Mile Charity Auction.