junkyardman
Junkyardman
junkyardman

My first car, a 1982 Plymouth Reliant wagon. It was uncool in most imaginable ways, not engaging or great to drive, pretty damn slow, and needed repairs fairly frequently.

Hope to heck this guy doesn’t get any kind of special treatment from either Tesla or his insurance provider. If you’re in the driver’s seat of a car you need to be looking at the road ahead, not at your cellphone or your dick or whatever. That barrier could have been a schoolbus.

Not a fan of any of these driving aids...self driving, blind spot, lane departure, etc...how about teaching people how to DRIVE?

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

I would actually be OK with this. Put them into the impaired fatalities category along with drunk drivers and drug users.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Dude, you are a terrible human being.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with

Hey, I don’t have time for the whole video. When does it flip over?

“When the Navi’s a rockin...”

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

Everyone has their own opinion. Some are just more wrong than others.

Hmmm....unfamiliar with that cord is he’s playing there? 

You see the Everest is an SUV based on the Ranger, and the Bronco will be an SUV based on the Ranger, but they will be COMPLETELY different vehicles on completely different platforms. That are based on the same platform.

This would be chill

But...she wasn’t transgender?

It would be interesting to tell this to a super SJW person Prius driver.

See you in Vauxhalla!

Grill design by Harry Swayne.