Someone on Jalopnik mentioned it, but I think it needs to be said again.

What’s funny is that in an attemt to look cheaper, they’re spending extra money to change the badges.

True . They should say , how do you keep affording that . 

We’ve had several friends comment on “How did you afford that?”

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

“It’s absurd that anyone with $150,000 can just place an order for this level of rolling vehicular manslaughter from the factory. If you want to run faster than 12s, you should have to build it yourself.”

Do you also want me to get off your lawn?

They’d at least stab out them blunts.

As my user name might suggest, I previously owned a 2004 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor.

Best thing would probably be stay home.

Steelies ♥

He's a fast hombre, that Manuel

It’s going to take more than a couple of kicks and some bondo to straighten out that windshield frame. Bubba just totaled that cab. Good luck getting that by the insurance agent ...

My dad had a very rare car for a couple years..

Yup. Really helps on his commute into one of North America’s densest urban centers....

I remember being very very young, and dad had a big white rumbley car. Loved going for rides, just me and him. He drove it differently, lol. One day he loaded up the whole fam-damily, and off we head to the Ford dealership. Several hours later, we left in a red Pinto station wagon. And that is the story of how my…

How awful is that trunk? It looks like it has scoliosis.

You know in 30 years you’ll be contemplating a rusted out Trailhawk Cherokee for your next project.

the speakers balance was set 100% to the passenger rear. They didn’t know how they did it, nor how to fix it. They don’t understand new vehicle technology.

Accidents like these are always pedal mixup.

Your assessment of the cars to define the characters was spot on. Movies don’t have time to tell you everything about a character, so directors will “dress” them in items that amplify their traits. Clothes and cars can speak volumes about a person without saying a word.