ESPN let Kobe finish on its face

Man, he sounds like a dick.

This answers the future Funbag! question of “Is it ever ok to wear a dress shirt without an undershirt?”

That staff guy in the yellow in the back with the shifty eyes is up to something.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

My city fell for it too:

Or as I called him this season on Fargo, “Fat Damon.”

It’s like BatBoy got old and somehow got Down’s Syndrome

Are we absolutely certain Papelbon isn’t related to Curt Schilling?

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

If anyone figures out how to un-enrage the Bengals, please let their next head coach know.

Buddy Landel!!

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

Harvesting more minerals wouldn't hurt either.

It means that the Browns will, eventually, have to change their name.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.