I feel like Jeff Fisher could play the crap out of the lead in a The Elephant Man revival on Broadway. Hulk Hogan could also produce the crap out of it.

It’s almost likethe league overlooked its targeting rule, or, at least very least, was willing to . . . bend it . . . for . . . Beckham.

Might I suggest Marv Albert as VP?

You reign in the freelancing, you lose the critical impromptu foot stompings.

Same thing happened to a classmate of mine in 3rd case, small town SC, 1977. I’llnever forget the 4 mini pools that formed at each desk leg. Then the teacher paddled her, wet pants and all.

I think you were foiled by autocorrect — wasn’t should be was at the end of the 2nd paragraph.

RGIV?

Patriots stole his Scobee snacks. He’s worthless without them.

Is Hernandez watching?

You play to win the game, you guys.