(unintelligible screaming)

So how would you handle the opposition when they take power and start “cleansing” Syria of ethnic minorities?

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

Wisdom, logic, compassion. Not at all “presidential “. Christ, he is good here.

They started from the fact that there were too many students in America who did not have equal access to education.

congrats mobute on being named interim secretary of the interior

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

Cutler is making elite QB money

Oh, not at all. I know my vape rig looks fucking stupid. But hey, I’m 40+, I’m not going to look cool regardless. Plus, if my choice is looking dumb or having cancer (because I’m weak and lack the self control to go without nicotine/ritual of smoking) I’ll take looking dumb 10 out of 10 times.

Keeping 63,000,000 rubes distracted and chanting “USA! USA!” while they get on with filleting the Constitution…

Elin Woods.

I’m surprised, because this one tested very well with his core voters…

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

As a bitter Bears fan, don’t you want the Packers to lose?

Seriously though, I think your premise by every measure she was more popular is an incorrect assertion. He was more popular where it mattered.

Half the country didn’t vote, maybe running someone beside the least favorable Democratic presidential candidate in history would’ve changed that.