If Hamilton is so interested in helping the working stiff, how come tickets to his Broadway show are going for like $1,000?

The fact that they have a DH in college baseball makes my blood boil.

I don’t know. Occam’s razor says the whole thing’s more likely part of a liberal conspiracy to prevent Fox from revealing evidence of Hillary’s murder of Seth Rich because he was about to blow the whistle on the Pizzagate pedophiles’ involvement in Benghazi.

Are you wondering whether I’ve come to believe over the past year that Donald Trump would have been defeated if people who only grudgingly voted for Hillary Clinton had instead voted enthusiastically for her? I have not. Because actually their votes would still only have counted once.

“This should be anathema to everything America says it holds dear.”

Rebekahzula Mercer: I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you’ve had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you’re born with. The truth is: they don’t know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne,…

“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

When this first became a story over a year ago, I thought it would flame out in like 2 weeks. For the love of all that is good, can we all admit it isn’t a big fucking deal.

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I’m not racist, but...

It sure doesn’t sound like you’re as pro-union as anybody.

Eat the rich.

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.