Based on a somewhat confusing statement from Hogan, police believe his brother may have been involved.

Man, if he can't handle it now just wait until he has to do it all over again at the Paratrial

Accounting Dept: [subtly shifts ticket revenue from net to gross]

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

"Wrong way, stupid! I'm backwards!"

I keep watching the GIF.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

"Strong take."

[sees snow]

Wow, talk about unsportsmanlike conducting.

You'd think a big London arena would have air conditioning.

Kidd felt right at home in a country where everyone drives on the wrong side of the road.

Awww, wook at the widdle baby killing machine. Who's claws will one day slice through its keeper's intestines like a knife through butter! Yours will! Yours will! Wook at your iddie biddie teef that one day will feast on the insides of the humans closest to you as police helplessly fill your cute widdle hide…

Wow. This is honestly the biathlon story I've ever heard of.

I've got high hopes for Lanny in the Olympics. From what I hear, her competitors can't hit the side of a her.