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Ghost cars do exist.

Objection!

Unfortunately I don’t watch F1 so don’t know the drivers involved in that image, but it looks to me like he’s just keeping up foreign relations.

if only it would happen to the Cleveland Browns

Jill: Tim, I bought a new hair dryer.

Not going too often is the key (allan wrench?). It’s different enough to be an experience. Other than that it’s exhausting.

The easiest way to be certain is to look at the driver. If he looked like this, it’s a Corvette.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

Coupee!

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

Looks like someone’s ready for Grayson Allen’s patented “Sweep The Leg.”

Most people would see that list and assume Coulter is the worst offender against humanity, of that grouping. That’s only because those people have never watched a Dane Cook movie.

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

It used to be the job of people to walk the streets in morning and throw rocks at windows to wake up for work. Then the alarm clock was invinted. Times change, and so do jobs

“much more intuitive once you’ve gotten used to them”

The sound of the 308GTS nearly makes up for it.

That’s childish and below the belt.

As impressive as this is, nothing is more amazing than there being multiple threads on this gaming website complaining that you didn’t define the term “AFK.”