I guess it’s time for a Bad QB Agent Performance of the Week.

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

“held at an event space at the Chino Airport.”

I can’t recall the last time Mike Love looked healthier.

Jesus take the wheel.

Nope. Maybe CC should keep rehabbing and come back when he is healthy. I would bunt against him every chance I get.

I’m just glad the Red Sox defense didn’t do that unfair play where they record two outs on one play. That would have sent Sabathia through the roof of the dugout. Well, halfway through, but you know.

I’ll bet if Nunez laid down a bag of candy-coated chocolate chips, Sabathia would have no problem picking it up.

So the next time a batter has a nagging injury, I assume CC will serve up some meatballs.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I’m thinking more stretched taffy Martin Short.

So the moviegoing audience should unionize?

Better idea:

Triple A loves their worked shoots, don’t they?

He didn’t run away the same way I don’t run away from my Extra Large Pizza for the week:
“Oh, look at you, aren’t you just a big, scary, intimidating...COME HERE MOTHER FUCKER! *Insert noise of the utter destruction of a soft crust*”

This guy

Does it require premium blinker fluid?

Oh. I was talking about the state of Florida.

They’re so .....