You mean that if I don’t see this insanely long film, Kevin Costner loses his (unbuilt) dreamhouse? I can’t deal with this kind of emotional blackmail.

While I prefer modern Pika, I’m certainly not gonna turn away an OG chonk.

The effort to thin out various Pokemon over the years is a HEINOUS CRIME.

When Pokemon looked like actual monsters and not anthropomorphic furries that people want to have sex with.

Youve never played a Quantic Dream game before, huh?

Sure, but like any other Quantic Dream game, you have to temper how neat this sounds with how absolutely stupid it will be in reality. 

If a game doesn’t really get going until around 50 hours once the main quest is done, then shouldn’t the main quest be better?

God and Jesus should’ve told him ahead of time to rethink this stupid plan. 

But why would you want anyone other than Donatello?

People that be banging the druid bear are the type of people to definitely want everyone to know about it.

“I sold out....I SOLD OUT AMC, REGAL, CINEMARK, AND EVERY OTHER THEATER CHAIN IN AMERICA!”

Another dog shit ironically unenjoyable cash-in tears up the twitch charts for its fifteen minutes. Everything about this absolutely screams asset flip and scam, and scrupleless influencers of course eat it up hand over fist. You could lead the entire body of twitch streamers off a cliff if you told them it was…

i’m sure its just to save face.

“Enemies scale to your level”
I could be in the minority here but that seems completely antithetical to classic grinding RPGs. What is the point of grinding away to level up if everything else around you magically matches your skills/power level. Being able to grind and then run roughshod through a swarm of enemies…

Personally I think Lois’ character could only be improved with the addition of a solid gold arm.

Alternate headline: No Hard Feelings Filmmakers Say “No Hard Feelings” To Audiences With Hard Feelings About No Hard Feelings

This article is like a tasting menu…way too long, amazingly self indulgent, and hiding a few good things in a mass of filler.

I say this as a 56 year old wealthy white man who doesn’t understand the fascination his wife has with the Royal Family and thinks “ok boomer” is almost as dumb an insult as “snowflake.”

Haven’t played any Final Fantasy games since XIII, but in response to the headline, I’ll observe that Final Fantasy Tactics already did A Song of Ice and Fire-esque politics near-perfectly 26 years ago. Always been my pick, if I could choose anything to get a TV adaptation.

it at least probably won’t decide to go all BoTh SiDeS aRe BaD bullshit at the very least. God that pissed me off, fuck the citizens of Columbia, lemme help the Vox round em up and shove em over the edge