“and though we can assert our intentions are pure, there’s no way to prove them.”

This vid summed it all up very well and how dangerous it could have been.

I’d say, so far, the best react reaction video has been Mega64's response.

But did he breakdown and say he cried over Reggie and Len? That is the true hallmark of a proper Simmons/Celtics rant.

“Then, Simmons immediately went on rant about how this would have never happened with the Celtics in the 80s.”

Did he also tell you how great MeUndies and Stamps.com are?

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Or, it's an ingenious way to be "closed," but still make sure your entire workforce shows up.

most shocking part of this is that there is a workplace in North Carolina that only employs one person named Dale

Oh maybe they really like him so they treat him like shit! Oh, this isn't in the Northeast? Never mind then.

I used to buy drugs from a guy named Dale in High Point. Fuck that guy.

Dale just got the news...

No one has noticed that the weather lady is totally throwing up gang symbols. #WestSideLowFronts

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

At the base of Chait’s argument is this axiom:

Emmitt Smith laughed off Carter’s suggestion, noting that you can’t smoke metal and Star Wars isn’t even real.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

In fairness, this is ESPN drug analyst Cris Carter’s area of expertise.

Doesn’t matter the Hue, still Brown(s).