The Celtics were everywhere.

Some smug ones are already laughing about it

New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Meanwhile Enes Kanter would have been better off in that Turkish prison after all.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

The dumbest take.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.

Very interesting but does anybody know where I can find an illustrated timeline of why Mike Judge is king of the pop-culture hill?

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

Having not really looked at the credits for the film, I assumed from the trailer that the husband was being played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

If this means another sudden rush of Metroid games then the next one should be called Metroid Forever.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

I don’t understand why this is relevant. The team around him was garbage and the only player that carries a team by himself is Lebron. Even Kobe was missing the playoffs when he had shit around him.

I understand what the issue is, but, in all actuality, it’s not like Kyrie is going back to a team at the level of the 2011-2012 Cleveland Cavaliers. Boston was gonna be good without him; I’m sure they’ll be that much better with him, especially since his role is to do exactly what IT did, which is put up buckets and…