Pictured: Jon Gruden hanging out with himself from 30 years in the future.

BILL SIMMONS

Is it really fair to cite the three years before Lebron got there? It’s possible that Lebron joining the team elevated him in a way that won’t be replicable, but it’s also possible that he was limited because it was his first three years in the league.

Am I the only surprised Gronk didn’t participate in that arm wrestling competition?

32 teams is too many.

Me too!

Serbed it up on a silver platter and still missed.

She’s been living in a white power world

I am starting to think the abrupt demise of Grantland affected Fivethirtyeight in a bad way. The goal isn’t to provide incisive analysis anymore - the goal is to drive clicks and ad views at all possible costs.

So they got married when he was 24 and she was 14?

Would have been a bad move for Vardy and a bad move for Arsenal.

And the Draper suicide watch begins now

I was a little on the fence on how to feel about Ayesha Curry, but then Smith helped by invoking my “Never agree with Stephen A. Smith” policy.

Whatever it takes to tar MLS.

Higuain.

Leave me out of it

My two main thoughts after a few hours of play: First, I forgot what a great character Edea is and I could listen to her say mrgrgr all day long. Second, hiring the actor who does Dean Venture to play Yew never stops being distracting.

Haven’t the people of Detroit suffered enough?

What a royal mess, eh? EH?!?!?

Oh, I’d say the South Caroline legislature would rather pay for college football than state parks.