“Three students in the class were planning on using the silica gel packets (these are not actually poison, but the students believed they were) from their lunchtime seaweed to poison and kill another student.”

I thought the wrong way was the way my cousin used to eat it. She would grab a slice of pizza take one bite and put the slice back into the box. What ended up happening is someone else would come along and go for a piece until they realized it had bite marks. She was in her early twenties pulling that shit.

Woke up / got out of bed

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

You mean that people from local races are more likely to support the person who is helping fund their campaign? The ignominy!

It’s bad to raise money for down ballot candidates? That is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

Oh good lord, seriously? People can do what they want with their money. Jeez.

Yes he fucking is.

Sanders really is showing to be a huge fucking asshole isn’t he? Typical white guy is what I say. Stomping his feet when he doesn’t get his way.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

Thank you. This entire slant is fucking idiotic.

Reality doesn’t seem to matter to a lot of Sanders supporters. Not all, of course, but many.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

“Sorry, M’lord, we now realize that’s just Wayne Rooney. Please strike the beastiality pornography charge.”

Six years behind the deal is much more lenient than the original sentence: a five-year contract extension with Sunderland.

I am so gutted.

This is a bad PAC, Man.

Skipping only the 12 who once played football and wouldn’t remember the contribution.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.