It’s almost as if a platform of getting fanboys fired up by throwing shade at the domestic league and repeating “comfort zone” and other platitudes over and over again isn’t a substitute for actual coaching and tactical acumen.

“Okay, so two incidents in how many years?”

However it is not Unbelievable Bananas, one of my favourite porn films.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

Put the “ick” in Icarus.

It’s from a jewelry company called Hotcakes Design and I want everything they make even the stuff I don’t like:

You can’t be offside if you are inside your own half when the ball is played.

It is, actually.

Dear Santa,

No! See it was a joke! You thought you were drinking a non-alcoholic beverage haha cause you’re an alcoholic haha and your dad drank himself to death haha and you’re trying to stay sober. But I put rum in the drink there when you went to the bathroom haha. And then you didn’t know you were drunk so you drove home and…

As a Man Utd fan, this is all horrible news. The dream scenario would’ve been him to stay on all year and sink that fucking team. He really is putting the “special” in “special one” this season.

No calling the cops and arrest is absolutely not ever the right move for disobeying school rules. (I understand this is a school resource officer but it’s an arrest for disobeying school rules.) Unless the kid is hurting someone. We shouldn’t be sending children to prison for distracting you.

But remember, everybody: MLS sucks because it’s not like La Liga.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

In the last shutdown, I was fortunate to have enough savings that I could pay all my bills despite not receiving my regular paycheck on time. Yes, we were paid eventually, but I didn’t know for sure if that would happen. For a lot of the lower-paid employees, though, not getting paid for an indeterminate amount of…

I love how Scalia put this in a 2002 essay (unrelated to marriage rights) about the obligations of a public servant when their job duties conflict with their beliefs: “He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly…

No one would get disbarred for a case like this. Also, disbarment proceedings take years.

If they got disbarred, they’d be quite foolish indeed if they showed up in front of a federal judge and said they were representing a client in the practice of law.

To get in trouble for this, you have to advise your client to merely break the law, not challenge it. It’s a fine line, but since they are following legal channels to defend her, they’re in the clear (it doesn’t matter that she’s lost every time, at least not until they exhaust all remedies). The only time I’ve seen…

Public servant here. I’ve had to do some things that I found horrible and very much against my religion. For instance, I was part of a project to roll back public health insurance from certain populations. This population was included people with terrible diseases. By doing so, people actually died. And some, in…