Would and have. Often. I’m going to start picking out the orange ones, though. Just in case...
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this made me chuckle super hard
It’s been said before, but 2016 is so absurd I actually feel sorry for Jeb Bush.
Jeb!?
Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?
When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.
I do that with my husband. Because I’m mean. It’s hilarious.
I could fall asleep standing up. It was weird.
My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!
right? everyone talks about morning sickness. i had first trimester sleeping sickness.
My mom told me the same thing about when she was pregnant with me. No one would offer to give her a seat because she wasn’t showing, but then once she started showing, she didn’t feel as sleepy or faint as she did during the first trimester.
“Oriental” dressing is weird because there are many many different types of salad dressings used in Asia. just calling it “Oriental” is lazy and racist because it’s basically saying, “We don’t know or care to use a dressing that has a proper name, it’s just Oriental. We used some yuzu and lemongrass. Those are all the…
I’ve read those tweets over like 10 times and I feel like missing something. I don’t understand what she’s trying to say. She thinks calling the dressing “oriental” is weird which to me sounds like she is agreeing that it is offensive. I don’t get it. No one was ever calling her “oriental”.
Wow, her parents sound like assholes. I hope she sues the pants right off them and wins.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Guy who kneels during the National Anthem to protest 400 years of tyranny and oppression is a traitorous piece of shit. Guy who threatens bloodshed if his candidate(who promises tyranny and oppression)doesn’t win the election is a governor and patriot. Wonder what the difference is?
Funny enough, this rhetoric would be more effective if the nation’s gun owners were organized into a well-regulated militia. One of those bizarre moments when you realize an unintentional aftereffect of the right’s insistence on individual gun ownership under the second amendment is preventing these morons from…