I think it was a good skit because it showed that not everyone gives a shit about these rich white people in a room giving themselves awards and how big of a joke it is. The one brotha who spoke of diversity was far from a sterotype.

The point being he had to leave the auditorium to find black people.

“How is Babby formed?”

What are white supremacists? What is anything? What is life? Is this hair? What is hair? Am I Republican? What’s a Republican, even? I don’t know. Give me a list of people with hair who are Republicans and I’ll research it and let you know.

I hate this man with the burning fire of a thousand suns

Okay, Trevor Noah, you’ve earned two more weeks of me watching your show in hopes that it improves.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

Invisible sky daddy hates spoilers.

It's just like Jesus said in Matthew 7:1 Thou shalt not determine the sex of thine own child.

i thought paul wesley is dating phoebe tonkin?

John [Lennon, Ono’s late husband]

“John and I wasted 15 years eating macrobiotic and drinking soy milk, when all I wanted was a little half-and-half.”

“John and I wasted 15 years eating macrobiotic and drinking soy milk, when all I wanted was a little half-and-half.”

This. This also applies to you #bluelivesmatter d*cks too. Cops have always mattered.

This is the letter I just sent. They need to know liberals like $30 khakis too.

Well, fuck. I’ve probably spent close to a thousand bucks with them on kids’ clothes and work basics. Time to write a nasty letter.

“Trump voters”... “nuance”

I would argue that most pranks if not all fall under “being an asshole”.

Before the election?