Definitely needs more wafers! I also eat all the chocolate surrounding the wafers. It’s really the only way to eat them.

Biting into a KitKat like that?

I think even the pre-packaged minis have a better wafer to chocolate ratio. One of the ladies at work keeps a jar full of them, I’m off to do some research.

I don’t want to be rude but all of these people are clearly deviant snackers. Stick with my advice.

Those Kit Kat minis things have great wafer to chocolate ratio. Highly recommend.

A sobering reminder that men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape.

Yeah I’d kind of rather know where people stand so that when they come out with their fuckery we can debate it and denounce it and have a dialog about it. It beats pretending like we don’t live in a racist society.

Now imagine a quarterback from a team you don’t root for and didn’t go to a school that isn’t within a few hours’ driving distance is in this exact same situation.

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

I don’t mind Bernie. He sounds like my Queens-born father and looks like a Philosophy professor I had in undergrad. His problem is his ideas and proposals, while great, have zero chance of working with the Congress. Congress, which is a bag of dicks, would eat him for lunch. Clinton knows how to work the system in her…

Wait- what?

I’ve been asking myself the same question. If she’s trapped in a human body, she is limited by that body and thus should only have human vision and hearing.

I get it, Hillary’s politics are so moderate that she is basically a 1970s Republican. Economically I am much more in line with Bernie. But I am also a woman who likes reproductive rights, and our next president will have a lot of power over the future of our Supreme Court. Which means our next president will have a…

No, they want women to vote, you just need to listen harder when they are telling you who to vote for.

That is adorable.

That’s pretty much the stance that my kids take on hotel stays, except add “watch cable TV” to the list of awesome activities for them to enjoy.

I’d be more interested in how she reconciles her claim to have cat night vision, with the obvious truth that she doesn’t have cat night vision.

OK, a bit off-topic, BUT:

Kristin Stewart then went on to say, It’s like the situation in Syria. Just fix it, okay? Just do something and make it stop. And then it will. It’s so boring. Why is everything so boring. I don't care! Just like fix everything so I can go back to not caring about making any facial expressions in my movies.