They’re just gorgeous:

You just triggered my rage stroke.

Quote on Quote is my new favorite “shit, why didn’t anyone tell me I’ve been saying that wrong my whole life.”

something is better than nothing

Someone was definitely feeling desperate for approval of the youths.

That man needed better friends.

David Spade makes me feel angry and I don’t really know why. Maybe the Adam Sandler association? Dammit I just want to punch that face.

I tend to think it’s more an issue of ignorance of how frequently women need access to emergency contraception. (Male) leadership probably thinks that it would never be a concern, so why have it?

I’ve only ever heard of people who LOVE cruises or people with absolute horror stories. There’s never “I went on a cruise and it was fine.” I am not going to take my chances. I think they’re floating pollution/plague/murder mystery machines.

Considering how many couples take cruises as honeymoons and things, how does this make an iota of sense to not regularly stock contraceptives of any kind? Isn’t that like running a Chuck E Cheese but ripping out all the arcade games and animatronics?

Damnit, Norway! You’re letting Scandinavia down.

Ricky Gervais could have had a field day with what Matt Damon’s said and done this year, but went with Ben Affleck? Um?

Even celebrities have idols.

Just needs some height, says badass punk llama

I already loved this dress and, then, POCKETS.

Team woke under covers here

So now I’m gonna have to hear clueless white people spouting “I’m woke” all over place, with no idea what it means, what its origins are, and arguing about how it can apply to them?

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

I don't read ANY books by ANY authors, so HA!

What if you plan to accomplish this by not reading anything this year?